★★★★★

"It’s not polemical, it’s not a tragedy, it’s joyous, and it’s a must see"

★★★★★

"It’s not polemical, it’s not a tragedy, it’s joyous, and it’s a must see"

A Young-ish Perspective

A Young-ish Perspective

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THEATRE503

30 SEP - 4THOCT

BOOK NOW

THEATRE503

30 SEP - 4THOCT

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JOHNNY

Ned Blackburn

JOHNNY

Ned Blackburn

HARRY & OTHERS

Harvey Weed

HARRY & OTHERS

Harvey Weed

Following a sold out UK Tour, An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo returns to Edinburgh Fringe.


This is not a coming out story, nor a gay tragedy, and it is not porn. An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo is life through the lens of a young gay man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and an institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.


Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad. To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag. All. The. Time.


Directed by Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer

Produced by Lizzie Hawke

Assistant Produced by Sarah Waghorn

Written by Ned Blackburn

Following a sold out UK Tour and a second critically aclaimed run at The Edinburgh Fringe, An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo trasfers to Theatre503.


This is not a coming out story, nor a gay tragedy, and it is not porn. An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo is life through the lens of a young gay man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and an institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.


Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad. To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag.


All. The. Time.


Directed by

Josh Stainer & Meg Bowron


Written by

Ned Blackburn


Produced by

Lizzie Hawke


Assistant Produced by

Sarah Waghorn


Choreographed by

Kitty Sharland

Following a sold out UK Tour and a second critically aclaimed run at The Edinburgh Fringe, An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo trasfers to Theatre503.


This is not a coming out story, nor a gay tragedy, and it is not porn. An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo is life through the lens of a young gay man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and an institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.


Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad. To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag. All. The. Time.


Directed by Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer

Produced by Lizzie Hawke

Assistant Produced by Sarah Waghorn

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Theatre503

Theatre503

Battersea, London

30th Sep - 4th Oct, 2025

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