Creative Team



WRITER

Ned Blackburn


DIRECTORS

Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer


PRODUCERS

Sarah Waghorn & Lizzie Hawke


CHOREOGRAPHER

Kitty Sharland

About the show

Meet Johnny. 18-years-old and in his final year at an all-boys boarding school. A member of the 7ths rugby team, Britney Spears mega fan and a flaming homosexual, Johnny fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. 


Enter Harry, the confident, charming and really fit 1st team rugby captain. To save a lot of time and trepidation, Johnny and Harry sh*g… they sh*g all the time. 


An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo follows Johnny as he ambles through daily life, from awkward PSHE lessons, Grindr rendezvous and hook ups in the English block loos. This isn’t a coming out story, or a gay tragedy. It is life through the lens of a young queer man, stuck in an institution rife with hyper masculinity and shame. 


This play serves as a reminder that amidst gay narratives, there is a heart that beats and breaks just like the rest.


Age Recommendation: 14+


Content warnings: Strong language/swearing, scenes of a sexual nature, partial nudity.

Cast



JOHNNY

Ned Blackburn













HARRY & OTHERS

HARVEY WEED

AN ADEQUATE ABRIDGEMENT OF BOARDING SCHOOL LIFE AS A HOMO by Ned Blackburn

The Edinburgh Fringe smash hit returns for a second UK Tour.


This is not a coming out story, nor a gay tragedy, and it is not porn. An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo is life through the lens of a young gay man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and an institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.


Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad. To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag.


All. The. Time.


Directed by

Josh Stainer & Meg Bowron


Written by

Ned Blackburn


Produced by

Lizzie Hawke


Assistant Produced by

Sarah Waghorn


Choreographed by

Kitty Sharland

Tour Dates

14TH — 15TH APRIL LIVE THEATRE NEWCASTLE

22ND — 24TH APRIL THE OXFORD PLAYHOUSE

25TH APRIL LANTERN THEATRE BRIGHTON

27TH APRIL — 10TH MAY RIVERSIDE STUDIOS (LONDON)

7TH MAY YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE (GUILDFORD)

28TH MAY DRAMA STUDIO, UNIVERSITY OF SHEFFIELD

29TH — 30TH MAY THE LOWRY (SALFORD)

AN ADEQUATE ABRIDGEMENT OF BOARDING SCHOOL LIFE AS A HOMO by Ned Blackburn

The Edinburgh Fringe smash hit returns for a second UK Tour.

Tour Dates

14TH — 15TH APRIL

LIVE THEATRE NEWCASTLE

27TH APRIL — 10TH MAY

RIVERSIDE STUDIOS (LONDON)

29TH — 30TH MAY

THE LOWRY (SALFORD)

22ND — 24TH APRIL

THE OXFORD PLAYHOUSE

★★★★

“Cohesive direction tempers the dark notes”  

The Stage 


★★★★

“Comic, candid, and truly memorable,

this production is a must see”

Culture Fix


★★★★

“Blackburn’s writing is cleverly comical, and

the one liners just keep coming”

 British Theatre Guide




★★★★★

Broadway Baby

★★★★

The Scotsman

★★★★

London Theatre 1

★★★★

The Student

★★★★

The Quintessential Review

★★★★

Theatre Weekly

★★★★

Culture Fix

★★★★

British Theatre Guide

★★★★

The Real Chris Sparkle

★★★★★

The Recs

★★★★★

UK Theatre Web

★★★★★

Broadway World

Reviews

Reviews

★★★★★

"Blackburn and Weed are a tour-de-force"

Binge Fringe Magazine


★★★★★

“Taunt, funny, emotional and searingly honest, this is unmissable theatre at its best”

Scots Gay Arts


★★★★★

"It’s not polemical, it’s not a tragedy, it’s joyous, and it’s a must see"

A Youngish Perspective



★★★★★

Broadway Baby

★★★★

The Scotsman

★★★★

The Student

★★★★★

Broadway World

★★★★

Culture Fix

★★★★

The Quintessential Review

★★★★

Theatre Weekly

★★★★

London Theatre 1

★★★★

The Real Chris Sparkle

★★★★

British Theatre Guide

★★★★★

The Recs

★★★★★

UK Theatre Web

★★★★

“Cohesive direction tempers the dark notes”  

The Stage 


★★★★

“Comic, candid, and truly memorable,

this production is a must see”

Culture Fix


★★★★

“Blackburn’s writing is cleverly comical, and

the one liners just keep coming”

 British Theatre Guide






★★★★

“Cohesive direction tempers the dark notes”  

The Stage 


★★★★

“Comic, candid, and truly memorable,

this production is a must see”

Culture Fix


★★★★

“Blackburn’s writing is cleverly comical, and

the one liners just keep coming”

 British Theatre Guide




★★★★★

Broadway Baby

★★★★

The Scotsman

★★★★

London Theatre 1

★★★★

The Student

This is not a coming out story, nor a gay tragedy, and it is not porn. An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo is life through the lens of a young gay man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and an institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.


Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad. To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag. All. The. Time.


Directed by Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer

Produced by Lizzie Hawke

Assistant Produced by Sarah Waghorn

★★★★

Theatre Weekly

★★★★

Culture Fix

This is not a coming out story, nor a gay tragedy, and it is not porn. An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo is life through the lens of a young gay man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and an institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.


Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad. To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag. All. The. Time.


Directed by Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer

Produced by Lizzie Hawke

Assistant Produced by Sarah Waghorn

★★★★

The Real Chris Sparkle

★★★★★

The Recs

This is not a coming out story, nor a gay tragedy, and it is not porn. An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo is life through the lens of a young gay man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and an institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.


Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad. To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag. All. The. Time.


Directed by Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer

Produced by Lizzie Hawke

Assistant Produced by Sarah Waghorn

★★★★★

Broadway World

Reviews

Reviews

★★★★★

"Blackburn and Weed are a tour-de-force"

Binge Fringe Magazine


★★★★★

“Taunt, funny, emotional and searingly honest, this is unmissable theatre at its best”

Scots Gay Arts


★★★★★

"It’s not polemical, it’s not a tragedy, it’s joyous, and it’s a must see"

A Youngish Perspective



★★★★★

Broadway Baby

★★★★

The Scotsman

★★★★

The Student

★★★★★

Broadway World

★★★★

Culture Fix

★★★★

The Quintessential Review

★★★★

Theatre Weekly

★★★★

London Theatre 1

★★★★

The Real Chris Sparkle

★★★★

British Theatre Guide

★★★★★

The Recs

★★★★★

UK Theatre Web

★★★★

“Cohesive direction tempers the dark notes”  

The Stage 


★★★★

“Comic, candid, and truly memorable,

this production is a must see”

Culture Fix


★★★★

“Blackburn’s writing is cleverly comical, and

the one liners just keep coming”

 British Theatre Guide






★★★★★
“This is undoubtedly one of the best shows you will ever see at fringe”

Broadway World

“This is undoubtedly one of the best
shows you will ever see at fringe”

★★★★★ Broadway World

“This is undoubtedly one of the best shows you will ever see at fringe”

★★★★★ Broadway World

14TH — 15TH APRIL LIVE THEATRE NEWCASTLE

22ND — 24TH APRIL THE OXFORD PLAYHOUSE

25TH APRIL LANTERN THEATRE BRIGHTON

27TH APRIL — 10TH MAY RIVERSIDE STUDIOS (LONDON)

7TH MAY YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE (GUILDFORD)

28TH MAY DRAMA STUDIO, UNIVERSITY OF SHEFFIELD

29TH — 30TH MAY THE LOWRY (SALFORD)

14TH — 15TH APRIL LIVE THEATRE NEWCASTLE

22ND — 24TH APRIL THE OXFORD PLAYHOUSE

25TH APRIL LANTERN THEATRE BRIGHTON

27TH APRIL — 10TH MAY RIVERSIDE STUDIOS (LONDON)

7TH MAY YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE (GUILDFORD)

28TH MAY DRAMA STUDIO, UNIVERSITY OF SHEFFIELD

29TH — 30TH MAY THE LOWRY (SALFORD)

AN ADEQUATE ABRIDGEMENT OF BOARDING SCHOOL LIFE AS A HOMO by Ned Blackburn

Creative Team



WRITER

Ned Blackburn


DIRECTORS

Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer


PRODUCERS

Sarah Waghorn & Lizzie Hawke


CHOREOGRAPHER

Kitty Sharland

Creative Team



WRITER

Ned Blackburn


DIRECTORS

Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer


PRODUCERS

Sarah Waghorn & Lizzie Hawke


CHOREOGRAPHER

Kitty Sharland

Cast



JOHNNY

Ned Blackburn















HARRY & OTHERS

HARVEY WEED

Meet Johnny. 18-years-old and in his final year at an all-boys boarding school. A member of the 7ths rugby team, Britney Spears mega fan and a flaming homosexual, Johnny fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. 


Enter Harry, the confident, charming and really fit 1st team rugby captain. To save a lot of time and trepidation, Johnny and Harry sh*g… they sh*g all the time. 


An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo follows Johnny as he ambles through daily life, from awkward PSHE lessons, Grindr rendezvous and hook ups in the English block loos. This isn’t a coming out story, or a gay tragedy. It is life through the lens of a young queer man, stuck in an institution rife with hyper masculinity and shame. 


This play serves as a reminder that amidst gay narratives, there is a heart that beats and breaks just like the rest.


Age Recommendation: 14+


Content warnings: Strong language/swearing, scenes of a sexual nature, partial nudity.

This is not a coming out story, nor a gay tragedy, and it is not porn. An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo is life through the lens of a young gay man, navigating masculinity, Grindr and an institution that is rife with shame; doing it all with a sensational soundtrack and a hearty dose of laughter.


Meet Johnny. 18 and in his final year at boarding school. He ambles through daily life, Britney in his ears, a flaming homosexual who fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. He daydreams of being a gay tragedy - but he even fails at that. Enter Harry, a confident, charming, rugby lad. To save time, trepidation and a tired queer-baiting narrative - Johnny and Harry shag. All. The. Time.


Directed by Meg Bowron & Josh Stainer

Produced by Lizzie Hawke

Assistant Produced by Sarah Waghorn

Written by Ned Blackburn

About the show

AN ADEQUATE ABRIDGEMENT OF BOARDING SCHOOL LIFE AS A HOMO by Ned Blackburn

The Edinburgh Fringe smash hit returns for a second UK Tour.

Tour Dates

14TH — 15TH APRIL LIVE THEATRE NEWCASTLE

22ND — 24TH APRIL THE OXFORD PLAYHOUSE

25TH APRIL LANTERN THEATRE BRIGHTON

27TH APRIL — 10TH MAY RIVERSIDE STUDIOS (LONDON)

7TH MAY YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE (GUILDFORD)

28TH MAY DRAMA STUDIO, UNIVERSITY OF SHEFFIELD

29TH — 30TH MAY THE LOWRY (SALFORD)

About the show

Meet Johnny. 18-years-old and in his final year at an all-boys boarding school. A member of the 7ths rugby team, Britney Spears mega fan and a flaming homosexual, Johnny fails miserably to fit into the school’s (rather rigid) mould. 


Enter Harry, the confident, charming and really fit 1st team rugby captain. To save a lot of time and trepidation, Johnny and Harry sh*g… they sh*g all the time. 


An Adequate Abridgement of Boarding School Life as a Homo follows Johnny as he ambles through daily life, from awkward PSHE lessons, Grindr rendezvous and hook ups in the English block loos. This isn’t a coming out story, or a gay tragedy. It is life through the lens of a young queer man, stuck in an institution rife with hyper masculinity and shame. 


This play serves as a reminder that amidst gay narratives, there is a heart that beats and breaks just like the rest.


Age Recommendation: 14+


Content warnings: Strong language/swearing, scenes of a sexual nature, partial nudity.

Cast



JOHNNY

Ned Blackburn












HARRY & OTHERS

HARVEY WEED

★★★★

“Cohesive direction tempers the dark notes”  

The Stage 


★★★★

“Comic, candid, and truly memorable,

this production is a must see”

Culture Fix


★★★★

“Blackburn’s writing is cleverly comical, and

the one liners just keep coming”

 British Theatre Guide




★★★★★

Broadway Baby

★★★★

The Scotsman

★★★★

London Theatre 1

★★★★

The Student

★★★★

The Quintessential Review

★★★★

Theatre Weekly

★★★★

Culture Fix

★★★★

British Theatre Guide

★★★★

The Real Chris Sparkle

★★★★★

The Recs

★★★★★

UK Theatre Web

★★★★★

Broadway World

Reviews

★★★★★

"Blackburn and Weed are a tour-de-force"

Binge Fringe Magazine


★★★★★

“Taunt, funny, emotional and searingly honest,

this is unmissable theatre at its best”

Scots Gay Arts


★★★★★

"It’s not polemical, it’s not a tragedy, it’s joyous,

and it’s a must see"

A Youngish Perspective



★★★★★

"Blackburn and Weed are a tour-de-force"

Binge Fringe Magazine


★★★★★

“Taunt, funny, emotional and searingly honest,

this is unmissable theatre at its best”

Scots Gay Arts


★★★★★

"It’s not polemical, it’s not a tragedy, it’s joyous,

and it’s a must see"

A Youngish Perspective